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Does Summer Count In Global Warming? PDF Print E-mail
Written by Niki Shrode   
Monday, 11 May 2009
Is Summer Suspect? Didn't  June, July and August used to be winter back in the Ice Age?




THE SHRODE REPORT
Get the News before it gets you!
Onesided News and Biased Information From Gypsy Nick
©2009 by Niki David Shrode



Waves that can't hold their horses . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)



Summer may be the cause of another baby boom  . . . Details inside:




  • Why do girls like to jump and dance in meadows?
  • Why do city girls all look so dangerous?
  • Why do girls with firflies always look magical?
  • Why do summer ads always look so corny and sappy?
  • Why do beach and palm scenes always make you want to wiggle your toes in the sdand and get zonked on fancy fruit drinks?
  • Why does anyone care about global warming as long as they haven't had their goose cooked yet?
  • Why does Gypsy Nick always get bthe best assignments?
  • More to come . . .


SHORT TAKE for that Quick Break:

Summer Does What she Wants To . . .









Summer Girls On A Fling In The Park . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)





In the city the summer girls have to make their own fun.









Enough rope to hang out with the sky - and a firefly shower in Central Park . . . (Photos Courtesy Google Images.)

City girls use their imaginations to weather the long, hot, summer.

But does Global warming and Summer have anything to do with how much fun you will have?




The Shrode Report
sent Gypsy Nick to investigate how summer parties are spontaeously sparked by sky and water and some members of the opposite sex stirred in.


Parties bubble out of the sky and water, you can't escape . . . (Phptp courtesy Google Images.)




Gypsy Nick thinks hula skirts may cause global warming, much like the butterfly effect where a butterfly flapping its wings in China causes a hurricane in Florida. Why no Hula pictures? Ask the Editor and his wife . . .

Gypsy Nick has become an expert on global warming since moving to Arizona, where it all started. Gypsy Nick says the graphs all show that the sun will last a few billion years, so expect the warming trend to crisp up your crackers every year about this time.





Gypsy Nick hasn't reported back since he took a cruise to a Mexican vacation Resort called Oh Yeah! Cassitas. Spot him and get a free Hypon bundle that includes free water from lake Titicaca.


The Oh Yeah! Resort Beach . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)







Anyone who sends in
 a picture of naked summer or a recent photo of Gypsy Nick will win a huge amount of Free Hypon downloads.

We let you print the Hypons with your own ink-jet or laser printer.  :-)    In the summer the ink dries fast

(Disclaimer: Real Gypsies do not believe in or condone the use of Hypons.)

What is a Hypon?  See below:
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Come back often. Short takes for quick breaks.

Later,
Signed -  Gypsy Nick Sig 

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